Stupid camping

Author – Stupid guys

me and three other friends between the ages of 19 and 21 decided to go camping by the sea one day as we had free time and the weather seemed nice. So we left, we wore quite heavy clothes, as it wasn’t very hot in our country. We all had jeans, a sweater, a hoodie and shoes. I had air max plus, the others had air jordan 1, yeezy 350 and air force 1 low white. So we left and arrived in no time. The camp was full of kids like us. So we pitched our tents, it was now late afternoon. So we left the camping stuff in and wandered around town a bit. Suddenly, however, it began to rain heavily and we had nowhere to go for shelter. So we laughed at it and started joking under the water. Around ten we went back to the campsite, it had stopped raining but we were still wet. So in order not to dirty the curtains we decided to leave our clothes and shoes outside to dry and we put on shorts. During the night there was quite a lot of noise, a lot of the guys seemed a little drunk and wandered around the campsite, but after a while we fell asleep. The next morning we got up and everything seemed normal, but when we went out our stuff was gone. Someone fucked our clothes and shoes in us. Fuck. We didn’t know what to do. We went around looking for our stuff but nothing was found. So pissed off we left, while people looked at us and laughed.
I hope those bastards enjoy our stuff…

All too happy

Author – Jman

In the front of the classroom stood the bench and the black box.  If you were summoned to the bench you had better have on clean socks with no holes and hope that the shoes you were wearing were not your favorites.  When students broke the rules they would have to forfeit their shoes to the school.  Offenders were summoned to the bench.  They would have to take off their shoes, sign them and place them in the black box known as the shoe jail.  The forfeited shoes would then be sold at auction.

Josh has seen several students sent to the bench, having lost their shoes for breaking the rules mostly minor offenses such as forgetting books or pencils or being late for class.  Josh has managed never to lose his shoes but deep down inside he always wanted to.

One day Josh decided that the next day he was going to lose his shoes.  He would forget his pencil and come to class  unprepared.  He was so excited about the prospect that he did not sleep well that night.  He got up early the next morning full of energy looking forward to his shoes being gone.  He packed everything in his bag except his pencil.  As he left for school, his mother asked him, “Do you have everything?”  “Yes,” Josh replied, knowing his pencil was not in his bag.

He got to school and got out his supplies minus his pencil.  Bill noticed this and said, “Forgot your pencil””  “Yep” said Josh.  Josh figured that since he was going to be summoned to the bench eventually he might as well go up there now and face the consequences of his actions.  He sat down on the bench and took of his white converse all stars, signed them and handed them to the teacher saying, “I don’t have a pencil.”  (Students who lose their shoes have to sign them before handing them over because the amount that shoes go for at the auction can depend on their former owner.)  The teacher was puzzled at Josh’s eagerness as most students begged to not have their shoes taken and Josh gave his up without a fuss.  The teacher took Josh’s shoes and placed them in the black box where they were joined David’s blue pumas that he lost for being late. 

Josh went back to his seat in his white socks with a green toe.  After class Julie told Josh that she was sorry that he had lost his shoes.  Josh said that losing his shoes was actually fun.  Josh spend the rest of the school day in his socked feet enjoying the feeling of his socks walking on the carpet and the wooden floors in different parts of the building. 

Then the school day ended as it sank in that he did not have any shoes and he no longer had his only pair of sports shoes.  He left the school in his socks and his mother was there to pick him up.  She noticed that he had no shoes on.   He explained how he lost them.  She was upset and said, “You said that you had everything you needed for school.  Do you know how expensive shoes are?” 

Josh’s mother took him to the bank and take money out of his account.  Josh went up to the bank teller in his socks.  The teller asked him where his shoes were and he had to explain how he lost them in school that day.

After Josh got his money, his mother took him to the mall so he could buy a new pair of shoes.  Josh wanted to get his new shoes and go home right away but his mother decided they should eat at the food court first.  There he was in his stocking feet and his schoolmates were also they and they teased him about his shoeless state.  After eating he went to the shoe store and once again had to explain why he did not have any shoes.  He spend his hard earned money on a new pair of tennis shoes.

When the day was over he realized losing shoes was not as fun as he thought it would be.

Shoe stretching

Author – Fred Jones

I stopped at the mall on my way home from work one day. My right shoe felt a little snug so I went into a shoe store to inquire about getting it stretched. The clerk said he could stretch it so I took my shoe off and gave it to him. He told me it would take 2 hours AFTER he sprayed water in it and put the stretcher in. I ended up walking around the mall wearing one shoe for 2 hours.

Can I have your shoes

Author – Emma

This happened all a while back but it’s a story I think you like.

Me and a friend, Lena, went out one night. We dressed in short skirts and heels and never had trouble finding male attention. This day we were just sitting around for a moment when this guy came up to Lena. There was a lot of noise around us so I couldn’t exactly hear what they were talking about. Then this guy starts to remove his shoes and hand them over to Lena. I didn’t understand what was going on but Lena took his shoes and just put them on the floor between us. The guy didn’t seem to mind and sat down next to Lena. The start talking and after a while she asks me what I want to drink. She tells the guy, and he goes to get some drinks, leaving his shoes with Lena. Now I could ask her what was going on with the shoes. Lena said she didn’t like this guy, so we were leaving. Before this shoeless guy came back, we left and took his shoes with us. Outside we laughed our heads off, it was just too easy. We didn’t know what to do with the shoes but Lena wanted to be sure this guy wouldn’t get them back. She decided she was keeping them and we would go home. We got a cab and got home and still had this guy’s shoes when we got to Lena’s place.
It was a weird night but we enjoyed it a lot.

Stolen from door step

Author – lovetoshoeswap

One day i went off on a walk and noticed a pair of black Nike air max sat on the doorstep of a house not far from mine, when i saw them i thought i have to get them but didn’t know when the best chance to grab them was so i thought I would watch the house to find my ideal opportunity. After a few days the shoes were still sat outside and I found the best time to grab them was in the early hours of the morning when everyone was asleep, so i waited until then and made my move by pretending to go for another walk just to make sure nobody would catch me in the act. When I came to the house with my prize i seized the opportunity and grabbed the shoes from the doorstep and quietly and quickly made my way from the house. When I got back to my place i kept watch out the window for a few minutes afterwards to make sure I didn’t get caught, to my delight i got away without being spotted and took a look at my prize , a pair of Nike air max that were a size smaller than my own foot size but still fitted reasonably well.

Lost on a first date

Author – Nate

The last couple years I have been trying to take this girl named Amanda out and whatever we talk about just never ends up working. One July Saturday afternoon a message ended up changing that. I got a message saying she wanted to go to the race track and I had nothing going on so we finally got our date. I had always wanted to see if we would be a good fit together and tonight was our chance plus I always took notice of her wearing her low top black and white classic converse all stars. So I told her I’d pick her up and head to the track, I kinda had a plan to try to get her outta her converse but didn’t know how the night would go so I got ready and put on my pair of Nike zoom pegasus and purposely loosened them up even more as I got in the truck. A little later I arrive at her place and she’s waiting and jumps in. We start small talk on the way when we both agree that we could use some drinks for the night to loosen us up. Well as the drive continues we talk more about drinking and that brings up the time I lost my shoes at the bonfire and another time I lost a pair at the campgrounds and the bags bet I lost. Well Amanda starts laughing and says she lost a shoe one drunken night out the window of a car. I can’t believe she also had a story to tell and I got thinking it might be the right night to try to get her converse. A little while later we get to the track and head off to watch, we get our drinks and the night starts, it didn’t take long for us to start feeling good, so one trip back to the concession stand I’m walking in front of Amanda down the stands when she stepped on the back of my nike and it falls off my white socked foot. She laughed and kicks it back to me and says tie your shoes! I said watch out or you’ll loose your shoe too! She said oh you wish and walked off. Well all night I’d been thinking of ways to get her to loose one but it never happened. The races ended and we were walking back to the truck when I get my shoe stepped on again by her and she knocks it off my socked foot for the second time. She starts laughing and picks it up saying it’s her shoe now, I also notice that somewhere during the night her converse became untied. Well as we are nearing the truck I notice a fenced in area around the power meters for the track, I said how about we play shoe golf? She said what’s that still holding onto my left nike. I said it’s where you pick a spot and kick your shoe towards it and the closest person wins. She laughed and said ok you go first. So I tell her the goal is on the other side of the fenced in area and you have to kick over the fence to get there. I go ahead and kick my right nike hard and clear the first fence but can’t quite tell if I cleared the backside fence. I stand in white socks now as I turn to her and say your turn. She then steps down with her right foot onto the back of her left shoe and pulls it off her foot. I look at her kinda confused and say you gotta kick it, she said I know I’m just changing shoes as she drops my left nike that she was holding and uses her left foot to fling it over the fence right into the middle of the fenced in area, nowhere close to the back fence. She starts laughing and says oops. Good thing I didn’t kick my converse! She just laughed as she slipped her shoe back on and I went looking for a way to get into the fenced in area. Well I found a gate but of course it was locked so it was starting to look like I was going to go home with one shoe again when I hear Amanda yell hey look what I found. I turn and she had made her way to the backside of the fenced in area and found my right sneaker and had picked it up when she held it up she decided to drop kick it over the fence, I just watched as she dropped it and kicked as hard as she could, then I couldn’t believe what I saw next, she completely missed my shoe since she was still pretty drunk and her untied converse came flying off her right foot and it lands over the fence next to my left nike. She just stands there in shock looking down at her white socked foot, it’s my turn to start to laugh now, as she looks at me and grabs my right sneaker off the ground and tosses it over the fence also. I just shrug my shoulders and say ones not much good without the other. I say well are you ready to go? She agrees and get in the truck and we take off, she kicks off her left shoe and puts her socked feet on the dash, I laugh and point out she was wearing mismatched socks a white and black stripped left one and a solid white right. She just said that’s normal with her and we joke about our shoes being lost. I drop her off as she gets outta the truck she hands me her left converse and says here you keep this and she shuts the door and walks to her house. I look at her shoe and realize that I now have a matching pair of black and white converse her left one and the right one from the girl named Sam who won my puma sneakers in a bet at the campgrounds, so between those nights not all was lost.

The shoe is still not on the other foot

Author – Irsocks

I didn’t think you could be depressed and angry at the same time, but the guys’ faces proved me wrong as we sat in their living room with me having the only shoes in the whole house. I broke the silence by offering to buy and go get lunch, and they accepted. When I returned and put the lunch on the table, they looked from my feet to my face puzzled. I told them that it was the least I could do to go shoeless for them. My blue Adidas white striped sock feet joined theirs as we ate our lunch.
Now that our stomachs were full we could come up with some ideas on how to resolve the current shoeless situation. Logan asked if I could give them each a pair of my shoes. I reminded him that my shoes were smaller than all of theirs. I suggested that they just go out and buy some more shoes. They all responded that they had no money. Chip said it would have been easier if we had at least one pair to wear because any idea we think of would involve going out of the house. He was right. If they went anywhere, they would have to go in their socks. There was only one option. I told them that I would loan them the little money I had to get a cheap pair of shoes for each one of them for the time being. They all agreed.
When I opened the door to leave there was an envelope on the ground with all of their names on it. I took it back in, and Chip opened it. Inside were pictures of their shoes with the red-headed guy they called One-Shoe Sammy. To add insult to injury it looked as though he had taken the pictures in each of their rooms with all of their shoes. They got angry all over again. Sammy had gone too far. They all said at the same time we have to get him back for this. Chip pulled out a letter that read – Sorry guys I may have gone too far taking all of your shoes. I will give you a chance to get them back. I have hidden them in different places just as you hid my shoes from me. Here is the address. Come alone and only wear one shoe each or else.
Not only had he humiliated them in front of a lot of people in public, taken pictures of their stolen shoes, but now he wanted them to search for their shoes. They couldn’t argue because if they did not play along they would be shoeless. They couldn’t figure out how they were going to wear one shoe when they didn’t have any shoes. On the back of the letter it said that one of their shoes each were placed behind the bush in front of the house. Logan went outside and found them. In a plastic bag was Max’s left penny loafer, Chip’s left Sperry boat shoe, and Logan’s left Nike sneaker.
I suggested that they still go get the other shoes just in case it was a trick. We all went by the bargain store and got them a pair of shoes to wear. Chip got some Nautica Galley boat shoes, Max got some Bedale slip-ons, and Logan got a pair of Fila Monroe sneakers. They would have still been depressed if those were the only shoes that they were going to have from now on, but they were about to get a chance to get their other shoes returned. They never returned Sammy’s sneakers back to him, so they were doubtful that they were going to get theirs back, but they had to try. They couldn’t have returned them anyway because when they did go back to get them someone had taken them each time.
The guys knew the address sounded familiar when we pulled up in front of the school. It was their old school, but it had been abandoned for a while. They decided that they were not going to wear their one shoe as instructed, so they wore the cheap shoes that I had bought them just in case they lose the ones on their feet. The letter had said to go to the main door and wait for instructions. They told me to tag along just in case it was a trick, and I could help them. We all walked up to the front door. It was locked. We waited for a few minutes. Just as we were about to turn and leave they heard a familiar voice over the PA system.
I see you guys can’t follow simple instructions. I told you to wear only one shoe and to come alone. Now the rules have changed. You can not enter unless you are shoeless now including the guy you brought with you. I was not about to play this crazy guy’s game. I wasn’t even suppose to be apart of this mess. I was going to leave until they begged me to help them out. I had this gut feeling that this was all a trick, and that all of our shoes would be taken. Chip said he didn’t say where we had to leave them. You can lock them up in your truck. I hesitated for a minute before the guy said are we doing this or not. We all went back to the truck, slipped off our shoes, put them in the truck, locked the door, and walked back towards the front door.
Once we made it back to the door in our sock feet Sammy told us that we could find Chip’s shoes in the girl’s locker room, Max’s shoes in the teacher’s lounge, and Logan’s shoes in the principal’s office. The guys all said how did he know where we hid his shoes. The lock clicked, we opened the door and we all stepped inside. Chip suggested that I wait by the door just in case it was a trick and Sammy tried to escape. I watched Max go to the left his green ribbed socks now filthy walking down the hallway. Chip went down the middle hallway his white toes and heels now almost as brown as his socks, and Logan went to the right his socks almost glowing the further he went into the dark.
After what seemed like hours I heard the familiar scream from all directions. I ran toward the direction Chip went in as fast as my sock feet would let me. Sure enough there was a bag of shoes left for Chip. I looked at Chip with a puzzled look. He said these are all just the right shoes not the complete pairs. I said look on the bright side here is the right boat shoe to the left one that is in the truck. He smiled for a moment. We walked back to the front door only to meet Max and Logan. They too only had right shoes and not complete pairs. I asked them if their right shoes were there for the ones that they left in the truck. Sure enough Max pulled his right penny loafer out of the bag just as Logan pulled his right Nike Tanjun from his bag.
At least they had one complete pair of shoes and the pair that I had bought them. We were so wrong about that. As we approached the truck we realized that someone had got into the truck leaving the doors open. We ran as fast as we could in our socks. The only thing on our minds were the shoes. Sure enough our fears were justified. The pairs of shoes that I had bought for each of them were gone plus the left shoes that they got from behind the bush. My face went pale as I realized that my Adidas were gone as well. I had no shoes, and they had all right shoes with no left ones. Not only were they tricked again so was I. We all went back to the house in our socks.

Customs hoo haa

Author – Mark

I traveled abroad to study, probably the day before i collected an order at next of dress/school shoes – black leather, double sema, very classic, a bit heavy and clumpy.

Without much thought I travveled in shorts with these shoes on my feet, i didn’t think much of it. whne i arrived i collected my suitcases form the carousel, and happily walked through the green route – it was my first time traveling alone, and my first time in this airport but i did’t pay attention.

I was called to the side and about to hoist my suitcase onto the table like a couple of other people, when the guy tells me that it’s my shoes he wants. they were basically convinced that i had drugs in there, and all my pleadings that they were new went off deaf ears. I wear these glasses with thick frames and the bastards took them too, so i was standing there like and absolute what’s not in shorts black socks and without my glasses.

Next i know they tell me to tkae a corona test and then follow them to departures where they can x-ray my shoes …. it turned into a very humiliating experience walking around the airport like an absolute fool with limited vision.

In the end my mom emailed the receipt and together with their extra checks they decided that i wasn’t smuggling drugs.

Andrew needs help

Author – Anonymous

Starting with a day at school where a friend of mine had his birthday. He invited me and some of his friends. He invited Andrew also. Now I noticed Andrew into some deep thought and he was my seating partner so I asked him. So he said he wants to go the party but and he hesitated. I said go ahead I promise not to tell anyone. He said that he doesn’t have a good pair of shoes for the party. He pointed out his school shoes and said see even these are old u can see. Yeah they were old. He asked if I could lend him a pair of shoes and a jacket for him to dress up. He already knew I had a good collection of shoes and clothes. I agreed plus he lives near my house so by 5pm in the evening he came to my house and he was shocked by my collection. He said bro these Nike blacks and adidas you have added new huh? I said yeah! He said he wanted to wear the whites he wore them and I gave him a jacket. I can say he was looking dapper. We went to the party home beautifully decorated with balloons etc. After cake cutting everybody was on the food table. Samantha just dropped some coke on Andrew’s shoes. He was looking me and I was looking him. He went to the washroom cleaned himself and changed into slippers. Later at the end Andrew said sorry to me and said that he will just get them washed and return me. I said no need if u want u can keep them since they were tight to me. He was delighted and we went off to our homes.

True events

Author – Anonymous

This story is inspired by real events and was narrated to me by my friend who faced this…

My friend Harry had come to school just like an ordinary day and I was on a leave due to some sickness. It was quite hot it was near June end. It was his games period and it was decided that boys would play football. After playing like 10mins he was thirsty so he went to drink water from the dispenser near the games room just then he just fainted due to severe stroke he was red faced as well. Two boys saw him fainting so they ran to help him and took him to the medical room. The practioner was missing plus there was no one there. So they just relaxed Harry gave him water and rested him on a bed. He was faint. (They very instinctively took his shoes and socks and threw them some different locations plus he could not see them he was faint. This was all seen by some girl he didn’t know of.) After those boys went away she went onto find his shoes and went to him and found Harry looking for his shoes. On seeing her he suspected her and said they are mine what are u doing with them. She told him that one shoe was in girls washroom and other in the garden mud just nearby that and his socks hanging on some tree. But the worst thing was his one shoe was hell muddy and other was wet because those boys had asked some else girl to throw that shoe in running water. Harry was upset. So that girl suggested him to wear her shoes as she had her sports shoes with her that day. He couldn’t disagree plus he was running late he asked her to get her shoes he wore hers and she wore her sports shoes. He was very impressed with the girl and he thanked him a lot. He even gave her a treat in the canteen.