Sneaking around apartments

Author – Jim Bone

I went to go walk around in my socks one night. I took a Bus to this apartment complex that was about 15 minutes from my house. I thoroughly enjoy doing this and it’s pretty addicting. I got to the front of the complex and walked in to the front. I walked over to the door that led to a set of apartments. I quietly opened the door and walked in. I slid my loafers off and left them in a corner by the door in plain view. I find it thrilling to leave my shoes and make my way through out the complex in my stocking feet and come back to the entrance. Sometimes someone will have snagged your shoes or moved them By the time u get back resulting in you going home in your socks. Depending on the time of day it’s almost guaranteed someone will snag your shoes. I went at night this time and it wasn’t as busy. I slowly walked off peering back at my shoes. I slowly ascended a flight of stairs in my stockings and by the time I had made it to the third floor my socks were black on the bottom. I kept walking and ran into a older women wallking with her dog . She smiled and glanced at my socks. They were filthy at this point and I was pretty embarrassed but I said hi and kept walking. Going up more stairs I was almost at the 8th floor and as I was walking out of the stairs a elevator door opened and a couple highschoolers walked out of the elevator and one of them was carrying my loafers. I froze as they walked past me. One of them snickered as he walked by and stared at my dirty torn socked feet. I couldn’t beleive it and I at first I didn’t . I kept saying those weren’t my shoes. I stood there a bit longer and made my way down the stairs and got to the lobby expecting to find my shoes in the corner nice and safe but as i turned the corner my shoes were not where I had left them. For some reason I was shocked and looked around the hallway and walked out front to see if they had been tossed out. But those boys really snagged my loafers.  I went back to the bustop and waited on the bus. I rode the bus all the way home in my socks. Many on lookers stared at my dirty soles. It was quite embarrassing.

Watchtower

Author – Kevin

I was at a park a few days ago cycling around. There is a watchtower where people can go up. Every now and then I go up there and have a look around. This day I felt like going up once again. When I got on top I looked around a bit and I noticed I was alone there at the time. At some point I wondered if I kicked off my sneaker from the tower how far it would fly. I looked down to see where it could land. There was some sand and grass and a wide creek. I looked around again to see if I was still alone, and I was. I popped out my heel from my left sneaker and kicked it off my foot. It flew down and landed on the grass. That gave me a little thrill because what would happen if somebody suddenly showed up and saw my sneaker lying there… I waited a little and decided to kick my right sneaker off too. I watched it fly down but that one bounced on the edge of the grass and landed in the water. Now I panicked a little because I thought it would sink and had to go home in my white socks. I ran down the stairs to the waterside and tried to reach my sneaker but it was too far away. I searched for a stick but there wasn’t any. Then I found a few rocks, I picked a few up and threw them next to my sneaker, trying to make some waves so it would flow back. At first it seemed to work, but I didn’t pay attention if somebody was coming. I wanted to pick up some more stones and when I turned around there stood a guy. I was scared at first and I said I’m trying to get my sneaker back. He said let me help you, so we both grabbed a few stones and threw them to my sneaker but it didn’t work that good. He said let’s find a bigger stone maybe that works. We both started searching and he found one. He called me and said I found one let’s try. He threw the rock towards my sneaker but in stead of next to my sneaker it landed on top of it and it sunk together with my sneaker. I was like, o.m.g. The guy stood there laughing a little and saying he was sorry. My only thought at that moment was how to explain this at home. I walked towards my left sneaker to put it back on but this guy was already standing next to it saying you won’t be needing this one I guess? And he kicked it away. I said I wanted it to put on so I could wear at least one shoe. But he laughed again and ran after it and kicked it again. When he kicked it for the third time the sneaker fell into the water too. It was too far away now and I was not able to get it back, I could only watch it slowly sinking. This guy was only laughing and left again. I walked back to my bike and cycled home… I got a few strange looks and felt a little embarrassed. When I got home my parents didn’t notice I wasn’t wearing shoes. 

Stealing Drunk Scallys TNs

Author – Jakey B

 while out one night clubbing i went to the toilets and used a cubicle i couldnt help but notice a pair of slightly well worn nike tns in blue just popping under the stall. I looked over the top and seen this young scally lad about 19 or 20 years old passed out. Seizing this oppurtuinity i reached under the stall and took them both off noticing his nicely worn black cartoon socks which i wanted as well so slipped them off and into my pocket i kicked off my reebok classics and slipped into these sweaty size 10s nike tns i kicked my reebok classics under the the cubicle and left the club straight home to play with these stinking tns  

Losing Air Max 90’s in the woods

​Author – Jakey B

If you have seen my videos on youtube then you know i always wear my trainers well loose on this day i was in some all black airmax 90s size 12. I took my dog out for a walk down the woods which was covered in mud and a big lake so as im walking around i didnt see this huge mud puddle which covered my lower leg and sucked my left air max off my foot but being thrown forward i could see where it was so had no choice but to walk the 2 miles back to my car with just my right air max on and dirty white socks which ended up with a hole in so not wanting to take the right airmax home i kicked it off into the main road and watched 10 cars run it over and drag it down the road.

Trying to steal a college lads Nikes

Author – Jakey B

While at collage there was this new lad who had trashed all blue nike shox and i wanted them so bad so when everyone was on lunch i sneaked back into the lab where i sniffed them and this made me want them more so i put them in a bag and hid them in an  empty locker after lunch he came back going mad took him about an hour but he found them much to my disapointment and from there on he always took them with him until another lad joined us wearing nike tns … that story is for another time though 😉