Author – Unlucky lad
An accident caused the traffic to grind to a halt. Rob needed a drink so took the next exit off the motorway. The heavy traffic didn’t stop him parking on yellow lines after spotting a store. He would only be a minute, if he got a ticket his father would pay, afterall it was his Range Rover he was driving.
Inside the store he grabbed two cans of Red Bull from the chiller and a bar of chocolate. He joined the long queue to pay, he looked out of place in his expensive suit and designer black leather loafers. He then realised his wallet was in his car, not wanting to return and rejoin the queue, he just left without paying. As he stepped outside he was grabbed by his arm and took back inside the store.
Rob didn’t deny taking the items saying it was for a paltry amount of money. The shopkeeper was infuriated at the young man’s arrogance. Rob gave the shopkeeper the items he had taken and told him he was leaving. “You must pay for these” said the shopkeeper blocking Robs exit. Rob told him there was no harm done. “You tried stealing from me, no apology, no remorse, I’m calling the police” said the shopkeeper. “Nonsense, my father will sort this” said Rob reaching inside his pocket for his phone only to discover it too was in the car.
“Trust me I’ll pay whatever you want but i need to get my wallet from the car” said Rob. The shopkeeper glared at Rob and said “How can I trust a thief” Rob told the guy “How do you expect me to pay if you won’t let me go to my car”
“Take off your shoes” said the shopkeeper. Rob laughed as he looked down at his expensive loafers and arrogantly told the shopkeeper that he could buy everything in his shop and still have change for the price of his shoes. “Good, then you’ll definetly return for them” said the shopkeeper. Rob said his own father doesn’t tell him what to do, so he is not being told by a stranger to remove his shoes.
“Shoes or police, your choice” said the shopkeeper. Rob reluctantly took them off leaving him standing in navy blue ribbed socks. As the shopkeeper took the shoes from him he said “That wasn’t difficult was it, obeying an order, you can leave now”. An embarrassed Rob headed for the door saying he’d be back in two minutes.
He stepped out into the busy street, the pavement was cold against his shoeless feet. He felt humiliated, people stared at his stocking feet but that was the last of his worries as his expensive car was gone. He ran across the busy road to a traffic warden, “I want your help, I’ve been robbed” he demanded. The traffic warden looked at Robs feet, “Someone robbed you of your shoes” she said.
“No you fool, my car, my Range Rover” he said. Although annoyed at Robs disrespectful attitude she smiled at him, looked at his socked feet again and said “We’ll I hope your shoes where not inside it as it’s been towed for being illegally parked and causing an obstruction”. She gave Rob the contact details of the tow company and walked off leaving him in the street in an unfamiliar town with no car, no phone, no money and no shoes!