Don’t drink

Author – DrunkedIdiot101
Hahaha this thread is hilarious but maybe venting will help me out a little…

So i went out drinking with my boys, long story short I leave my boys house in an uber, wearing my shoes i get dropped off in the wrong location at 3am totally blacked out wearing my sweet adidas trainers, come to 8 am and i regain consciousness walking down the streets, i realize no shoes, no phone, no keys. Fast forward a lot of bullshit only for me to just now relocate the same pair online, but guess what. Dumbass me had no clue that they were the Day One editions and that they are now going for just shy of $300 I have no clue how they ended up on the sale rack at undefeated when i first purchased them but those guys were fucking up. So yeah i had the come up of a lifetime just to have them stolen off my drunken stupid feet.

Don’t Drink Alcohol

Just Don’t do it 

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Stealing Drunk Scallys TNs

Author – Jakey B

 while out one night clubbing i went to the toilets and used a cubicle i couldnt help but notice a pair of slightly well worn nike tns in blue just popping under the stall. I looked over the top and seen this young scally lad about 19 or 20 years old passed out. Seizing this oppurtuinity i reached under the stall and took them both off noticing his nicely worn black cartoon socks which i wanted as well so slipped them off and into my pocket i kicked off my reebok classics and slipped into these sweaty size 10s nike tns i kicked my reebok classics under the the cubicle and left the club straight home to play with these stinking tns