Author – DrunkedIdiot101
Hahaha this thread is hilarious but maybe venting will help me out a little…
So i went out drinking with my boys, long story short I leave my boys house in an uber, wearing my shoes i get dropped off in the wrong location at 3am totally blacked out wearing my sweet adidas trainers, come to 8 am and i regain consciousness walking down the streets, i realize no shoes, no phone, no keys. Fast forward a lot of bullshit only for me to just now relocate the same pair online, but guess what. Dumbass me had no clue that they were the Day One editions and that they are now going for just shy of $300 I have no clue how they ended up on the sale rack at undefeated when i first purchased them but those guys were fucking up. So yeah i had the come up of a lifetime just to have them stolen off my drunken stupid feet.
Don’t Drink Alcohol
Just Don’t do it
Author – Jonathan
Ever love it when people have parties but don’t allow footwear into their homes? Well I found such a place and they were having what looked like an awesome party. I didn’t know them but still a shame that I wasn’t invited. Anyhow I saw a couple of guys wearing nice kicks to this party and having to leave them outside. It was 9 pm and maybe 7 pairs were out. Some guys and some girls but it was way too early to be sneaky. I came back around 11 pm and there were almost 20 pairs stacked nice and neat out there. I noticed no one outside and music blaring so I approached cautiously. One only has moments to make the grab. I eyed a pair of brown Nike skate shoes to be in my size, a pair of hi-top white converse which also looked to be my size, and a pair of Osiris that definitely weren’t my size but I love Osiris and wanted them. I was finally about to leave when I noticed the shoes from one of the guys I saw earlier just sitting there looking sweet. As I went to grab them I saw that they were Adidas hi tops in all black and they looked to be my size. As soon as I reached for that last pair I booked home as fast as I could. I can only imagine what those drunkards were saying and doing when they realized that they would have to go home without shoes. Haha. Now I get to enjoy them as much as they did. 🙂
Author – Leon
I had been at the cinema and had had some fun with my shoes. I always take them off in the dark and hope that they will be kicked away and I will have to look for them. One was moved some rows of seats in front and took a little while to find. One of the staff saw me looking and asked if I had lost something. I felt embarrassed telling him that I’d lost my shoe! Anyway I found it and left the building. It was raining heavily and I had to cross a busy road to get to the bus stop. Dodging the traffic I ran across the road and as I got nearly to the other side I made a leap for the footpath and my left shoe came off and rolled. I landed on the footpath and looked round for my trainer but couldn’t see it in the road. Just a few feet away was the opening of a storm drain and I guess thats where my shoe went. I could hear the water pouring into it and it seemed to be deep so there was no hope of finding my shoe. I walked to the bus stop and got the next bus home. By this time my white sock was sopping wet and dirty and as I got on the bus several young guys made comments. When I got off the bus the young guys got off too and one of them said, very loudly “Youve lost your shoe” for all the people waiting to get on the bus to hear. I said it was embarrassing and he said that it wasn’t bad to lose a shoe; he said that one night he had been out with friends and on the train home they had stripped him and thrown his clothes out of the train window. He got off the train and walked home in his briefs and socks! So I guess losing a shoe isn’t so bad after all.
Author – Aron
One time I was on a bus wearing purple socks and white Adidas sneakers which i tied very loose. I like slipping in and out of them whenever I could because they were very comfortable and it turned me on. I was sitting down on the bus and slipped my shoes off and started to play with them as usual, but then this lady came on and sat behind me. It was to be the last time I wore those sneakers and took them off. I think she was unhappy that I had my sneakers off so she let fly and kicked them down the rows of seats and I was left in my socks. I got up and started looking for my sneakers but then the bus stopped and I saw someone kicking my left sneaker out of the bus, and then someone else getting off kicked my right one. I panicked and immediately alighted but I couldn’t find my sneakers, so I looked around and I saw someone putting my shoes on, leaving his own shoes next to his bag. I ran up to him and said they were my shoes, but he said that why not we swap shoes so he let me try on his navy blue vans, but I liked my shoes just fine so I said no. I think he really wanted my shoes and he didn’t want to take them off but then I said that I would call the cops so he grabbed his own shoes and bag and ran off. I ended up going back in socks.
Author – Aron
“Back in high school I had this teacher who always wore his loafers very loose, they slipped off when he walked and we could all see the light blue insides of his shoes as he walked. One time my friend and I thought it would be funny to make him go around in socks so he raised his hand and made the teacher come, then as the teacher was playing with his loafers when assisting my friend standing next to his table he took the chance and kicked my teacher’s shoes to my desk where I picked them up and threw them out the window. When he looked around for his shoes the teacher couldn’t find them so he got angry and asked the class who took his shoes. One of the girls said it was us who did it so the teacher made us both take off our shoes and give them to him. I reluctantly slipped off my worn and loose white Adidas sneakers and was left in black socks while my friend had to take off his new Reeboks, he was almost in tears as he undid his laces and slipped them off his feet. Anyway the teacher said that since he had no shoes to wear, he was going to wear ours, so he put on my left sneaker and my friend’s right sneaker, then took the other two shoes and put them under his desk before telling us to return to our seats. I could see my shoes the entire class and I felt my feet cold without my sneakers. At the end of the class we thought we could be getting our shoes back wen he asked us to look for his loafers and return them so we did. When we came back he put his shoes back on but he picked up both pairs of our shoes and left with them, saying that it was our punishment, so we had to go home in socks.
The next day we came back and he gave us back our sneakers, I immediately took off the pair I was wearing and wore my Adidas sneakers because I had missed them, I wore those shoes everywhere and it was weird going without them.”